BH3 Hopelessly Impossible Situation of Love Red Dress Run 2009

The Monday you’ve been waiting for is finally arriving. The analyule BH3 Red Dress Run will be Monday, June 29, in beautiful downtown Bako. Dive into the deepest recesses of your minds and your closets and piece together the most frightening outfit you can think of.

Also in honor of recent events let’s add a hot latin little spice to this years run.   This years run will be dedicated to all the forbidden lovers of the world in the form of Maria Belen Chapur.

 Meet at Eye St. and 20th St. for pictures and pre-lube, featuring Diamond Dick’s world renowned green and red sploogies. Then a pub crawl thru fabolus downtown Bako. Who could want more?

Bring $8, and leave your inhibitions at home.

ON ON

Bloodery Nipples A Little Shot of Salvation Run

Greetings Wankers,

Bloodery Nipples will start Monday’s run from the San Miguel Grove (whatever the hell that is) next to the Calvary Bible Church off Manor St.  Join us for a little shot of Salvation down by the river side. 

General directions: from Hwy 99 and Hwy 178 (24th St.), head east on 178 ~1.6 mi., exit at Union Ave. Head north on Union 1 mi to Columbus St. Continue north on Union ~1/4 mi to a fork in the road. Take the LEFT fork, Manor St. Contiue on Manor 1/2 mi to first traffic light.

There’s a bigass sign there pointing to Denise Ave. Turn right at the light, ~1/4 mi to Calvary Bible Church. The mysterious San Miguel Grove will be near the church. Look for a bunch of PBR swilling sinners.

Map to the hare’s personal hell:

Bring $4 to join us in holy cummunion of cold PBR.

ON ON,
Butthook

Textual Deviant’s Afterthought Run

Wankers,

Bored, got nothing to do, come out and Hash with us.

Next hash run is Monday, 6/15, 6:30 p.m. Textual Deviant will be the hare. Run will start at the intersection of White Lane and S. Allen Rd. in the far, far southwest.

General directions: from Stockdale Hwy and Gosford/Coffee Rd., head west on Stockdale Hwy ~2 miles to Buena Vista Rd. Turn left, head south on Buena Vista ~1.75 miles to White Lane. Turn right, head west 1 mile to S. Allen Rd.

Bring $4 for cold PBR.

ON ON,
Butthook

TriHashlon On The Killer Kern River

.... and counting

This run will begin at Lake Ming Park in the first parking lot after the entrance above the lake. This run is an A to B when you arrive at the B your ass will be soaking wet, the on after will be at the B so if you want to be dry, bring your shit and it will be transported to the B at no additional charge.

The TriHashlon is 3.76 miles and includes running, swimming and floating on a Hash Yacht! Alternate routes will be available for those afraid of the water! The hashers will depart at 6:45 sharp so that the trail can be completed before dark, (another words don’t be fucking late) Bring your bathing suit, running shoes and 8 bucks.

Cumpond W invites you to participate in the Trihashlon this cumming Monday, June
8.  See instructions from the hare in his note below.

This hallowed event will start out at Lake Ming.  Map to Lake Ming at link below:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=13000+Lake+Ming+Rd,+Bakersfield,+CA&sll=35.524787,-118.964424&sspn=0.012696,0.019226&ie=UTF8&ll=35.42207,-118.900223&spn=0.097362,0.153809&z=13

Directions:
Take 178 east out of town, proceed east on 178 past Mesa Marin to the
intersection of 178 with Alfred Harrell Highway.  Turn left at the light, take
Alfred Harrell to the first stop sign at Lake Ming Rd. (store and fire station
at this intersection).  Turn right onto Lake Ming Rd., after you get past the
residential area, follow the yellow brick road below to the start of the
Trihashlon.

Cost for this will be $8.

ON ON!

School’s Out for the Summer Hash

 

BH3,

Next run will be the School’s Out for the Summer Hash.  Monday, June 1, 6:30 p.m.

Hares will be Dammit Janet and Womb Broom.  Start at their home. From Rosedale Hwy and Calloway Dr., go north on Calloway 1 mile to Hageman Rd.  Turn right on Hageman, then turn right at second light onto Main Plaza and go south one block to Abbot.  Turn right on Abbot, left on Vashon, left on Totem.

Food and drink after  the run – bring $8.
ON ON,
Butthook