Hello Wankers,
We had so much fun last week we are going to do it again. The Do Over Christmas Light Run will be held, Monday, December 21st , 6:30 PM, at Jastro Park amphitheater in the Westchester area.
The trail will be about 2 ½ miles with 3 BEEEER CHECKS. There’s some schnapps left for you schnabbs. Bring $4.00, a flash light, and a bunch of newbies for me to initiate.
Wear your Christmas Duds and be ready for real beer checks!!
ON, ON,
Your friend,
Bringem
The analyule Christmas Lights run through the Haggin Oaks ‘hood will take place on Monday, Dec 14. Get out all your Christmas duds, bells, lights, etc., and come out and embarrass yourself at this analyule spectacle featuring beer, schnapps, obscene carols and perhaps sploogies.
The Chief Elf is on the disabled list, so the morons guiding the pack this year will be Diamond Dick and Butthook. Be prepared for anything, the run could be 4 miles or 1/4 mile you never know.
Meeting regular time 6:30 pm Monday December 14th 2009 in the parking lot of Kaiser Permanent corner of Haggen Oaks Blvd and Ming Ave. Bring $4.00, a flash light. Dress appropriate for the holiday is mandatory. Cum one, cum all for glad tidings and cold beer.
ON ON
For never yours
Butthook
The following is a special holiday poem
T’was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
FBI and Homeland Security has asked that (we) get this out to the fire community. Please feel free to pass on as you see fit to other public safety officials.
Synopsis: Brief description of running club “hash runs” and use of white powder to mark routes during these runs.
Details: Local law enforcement and Hazardous Material Response Teams have received calls concerning a white powder substance that has been found on streets of some cities in significant amounts. The powder has been determined to be flour and is being left by running groups to mark a running course.
These runs are referred to as “hash runs” and are popular throughout the United States. Several cities have these groups and there is no overseeing organization that regulates their activity nationally. Individual cities may have several groups and there is generally no set routine for the course being run. The organizers mark the course using piles or lines of flour. Runs most often occur on weekday nights. (Ed note – Weekends too!)
Public awareness and a concern for safety have prompted several calls to local law enforcement agencies regarding this unidentified powder (flour). Recent calls have occurred in Washington D.C. and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The associated response to determine the nature of the powder diverts law enforcement/fire resources and time away from legitimate concerns.
There are some sins even the good lord can’t forgive. To many to account for Hasher Lindsay and Underdeveloped and Over Exposed invite you to their virgin lay (as if ) and excummuncation rolled into one.
Meet at Garces High School Parking lot corner of Loma Linda and Monte Vista. Pagan X-Mas self decorations are encouraged.
It’s dark and cold so remember your flashlight and $4.00 for the holy sacrament PBR.
On On
BH3,
Mrs. Doubtfire is the hare for our next run on Monday, Nov. 30. Trail will start from the Cancer Survivors Plaza in Beach Park, at Oak St. and 21st St.
This trail will have a couple of pub stops, so the run fee will be $6. BRING YOUR FLASHLIGHTS! Normal time, 6:30 p.m.
ON ON,
Butthook
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