Bringem’s Bring A Newbie To Play With So I Don’t Play With Myself Hash
Hope your all well and safe after a weekend of fun and craziness!
Our next trail will begin at Yokuts Park on Empire Dr. just off of Truxtun
Extension
¾ of a mile west of Oak.
Bring a light, 4 bucks and a newbie for me to play with!
On, On,
Your friend
Bringem
Wanks,
The next trail is on Monday Feb. 1 at 6:30 pm. The hare is Willing But Not Abel. Directions to the A is given in this link. The link provides directions assuming you are starting at California and Oak. The A is at 9904 Huntington Downs in the Northwest.
Bring $4 and a flashlight. He claims he will have multiple “stops”, whatever that means. Let’s just hope they are actually beer checks but remember … he’s Willing But NOT Abel.
A Dickens of a Trail
Next trail will be Monday Jan 25 at 6:30 pm. Location will be the parking lot on the Kern River Parkway (bike path) off of Truxtun Ext. This is the parking lot adjacent to the open sand volleyball courts just to the west of the intersection of Truxtun Ext. and Mohawk. Go west from that intersection on Truxtun and then turn right into the parking lot. Bring $4 and a FLASHLIGHT.
Meeting spot is down-townish, in the lot between the back of the Marriot (not the Marriot parking lot) and the Aquatics Center.
Meet in parking lot at NE corner of P and 14th streets, south of the railroad tracks.a big open parking lot. $4 for the run. It will be fairly short and sweet.
See you there. On On
OK Wankers, the heathen holidays are over. Can I interest in a new fanged religion. It will only cost you 10 percent on this earth for a 1000 percent bonus in the here after. Blood plug invites you to his ponzee scheme religious run.
Place Mormon Church Corner of Panorama Drive and Fairfax in North East Bakersfield.
Bring $4.00 and a flash light for a tour of ever lasting salvation.

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