Rock Hard 8

Wankers

Here’s a link to the home page for FCHHH that contains info for the next Rock Hard. It will be Sept. 5-7 in Capitola (near Santa Cruz). They are hosting it this year so all we have to do is show up, throw your tent up (or RV) and enjoy.

http://home.comcast.net/~terry.bergen/hashpage.htm

Print a copy of the rego and send it in today. I garontee you will have a good time.

On On!

Limp

For those that are techno challenged and can’t print the rego out I’ll bring a couple to next weeks Hash.

The “We Are All Going To Die” - July 4th BH3 Float Down The Killer Kern Run

Killer Kern takes three people in three days
KGET 17, CA - Jun 29, 2008
… the swift rapids of the killer Kern. Crews are also still searching for the second victim, a Glendale man swept away in the river yesterday afternoon….(Not to worry these were all Mexicans so don’t figure on seeing Sperma or Diablower/F*cn Jose on this run)..

Feeling bored? Tired? Run down? Do you find fireworks on July 4th so lame now in these bore-ass, PC, police-state times that they’re not even worth bothering with anymore? Well then, I suggest you put a little spark in your life and tempt fate by tubing down the Killer Kern River with Diamond Dick this July 4th.

TIME: July 4, 12:00 noon sharp
PLACE: Sherriff’s Pistol Range, in Hart Park
BRING: $4, sunscreen, sandals or shoes
RSVP: REQUIRED!! by noon Thursday 7/3

We will meet at the Sherriff’s Pistol Range parking area in Hart Park at
12:00. There, we’ll rub lotion of some sort all over each other -
preferably, some of it will actually be sunscreen - then pack into a few
cars for the drive short drive upstream to the put-in spot at Rancheria
Road. The float will take about 2-1/2 hours. There will be beer and an
inner tube for you. You will be home in plenty of time to blow up your
crumb crunchers Friday evening.

But to participate, you MUST reply indicating you will be there. We
need an accurate head count for tubes. This applies even to those who
were at the 6/30 run. Please respond no later than noon Thursday, 7/3,
if you plan to float. Reply to this e-mail, or call me at 763-6320
(work) or 834-3522 (home).

P.S. At the run 6/23, we voted to do the float on Saturday 7/5. There
was a different mix of people at last night’s run and the clear majority
there wanted to do it Friday July 4. Apologies to anyone this
inconveniences.

No Hair Where’s You Better Respect Me For Who I Am Run

BH3,

June 30 trail will be laid by No Hair Where. Starting place is a new restaurant, La Villa Taco, on Olive Dr. La Villa Taco is in the Vons shopping center on the north side of Olive Dr., just west of Knudsen Dr.

Down-downs will be La Villa Taco. The rest is up to No Hair.

Bring $4, and leave your manners at home.

ON ON,
Butthook

BH3 would like to say a bon voyage to Hard Drive and O Enema who have departed Bako for Orlando.  May they have safe travels and Hasher friends to greet them with a cold BPR when they arrive..on on wankers

Oh boy another West “Chest” her run…..haven’t done that in about a week.

Oh boy, Spastic is pulling out all the stops for this run….probably wants to make sure no one misses the one alley in West”Chest”her left to visit.  Meet at the Jastro Park Band shell on the west end of the park $4 meet at 6:30

Textual’s Tour of Future Ghetto Run

Textual Deviant is the hare. Run will start from 6829 Shelby Loop in the southwest. Shelby Loop is off White Lane between Ashe Rd and Gosford Rd., in the vicinity of Lengthwise.

No instructions beyond the usual - bring $4, don’t bring your manners.

ON ON,
Butthook

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