Bloodery Nipples Park Run

Wankers, this weeks run will be begin at Almondale Park in North West Bakersfield. Bloodery Nipples is the Hare, Runs Starts at 6:30 pm, bring $3.00 for stale lime chips and PBR. This will also be Red Rockets last run before he heads out to Lagos Nigeria, I’m told he is bringing the has [...]

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Politicians use them as scapegoats, we’ll use them as mile posts.

We are not talking undocumented workers, those people that do ALL the work you wankers are too lazy or ejamaculated to do, no I’m talking about registered sex offenders, the other political white meat.
This hash trail will be in that hot bed of sex perverts Rosedale-Green Acres, and you thought it was going to be [...]

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Red Rocket Is Going To Nigeria

Red Rocket’s Going Away Bash – Click Map for directions.
Thurs 4/26/07
6:00pm till 3:00am
Bring your own barf bag.
Ice cold Keg of Lengthwise Golden Ale,
TexMex Style Fajitas,
Slow cooked Tri-tip,
Beaucoups booze and shots,
Jager bombs,
Free moustache rides
And at midnight, one lucky harriet will get to play hide the salami with yours truly.
Cheers and F–k you,
Red Rocket

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Farewell Run 4/16 for Dick on a Lip and Red Rocket

Wankers,
The next run on Monday April 16 will be the farewell lay for Dick on a Lip and Red Rocket. Both these infidels are moving on to shittier pastures. To celebrate their time in BH3 (and their departure?), DoL and Red Rocket have graciously volunteered to lay trail for their final BH3 event. Come out [...]

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Where in the world is Diamond Dick?

Can’t get a hold of anyone from BH3. Well the good folks at ATT have made it easy for you to locate Diamond Dick. Just include his name and Bakersfield for city.

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