RETURN of the HASH SHIT!!

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After months being held in quarantine by Nigerian customs and probably infected with Ebola the sacred BH3 Hash Shit has been returned to the Homeland. This weekend a high level delegation of BH3 Wankers – Exhibit Whore, Diamond Dick and Bloodery Nipples will travel to the land of Bush aka Texas to retrieve [...]

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Asshopper’s “I dont’ have a F*kn clue where we are going to start run”

Talk about you last minute Run

Asshopper’s trail A is behind the Kaiser Medical Bldg on Mallview Rd. (NE Bako).

To get there from 99 go east on 178 thru downtown and on to Oswell. Turn right on Oswell and then right again on MallView. Look for Kaiser on your right and turn in there [...]

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St. Patty’s Day Run Bakersfield 08

Here’s the deal.
We all meet at the Park Medical Office complex on the northwest corner of Brimhall and Calloway.
Drive in on the Brimhall side just west of Calloway and proceed to the far northwest corner of the complex. This is a brand new complex so go all the way to the end of the parking [...]

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Naked (we hope) Virgin Yoga Run

Hasher Courtney and just Gina did not run naked and certainly aren’t virgins but we did have yoga. Beginning at sunset Yoga Master Courtney…hared this triple 3: 3 mile circle jerk run, 3 beer checks and 3 yoga lessons.
We also want to give a big welcummed to a virgin Harriett Kelly, a [...]

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Bloodery Nipples Back To Our Roots Run

Bloodery Nipples gave it his all for this run. He even bled for the Hash, now that is dedication. Lots of shiggy, miles of running in the sand of the Kern river bed, plus harriett Cortney grabbing my ass and giving me “ma-hard-on-on” This run was a keeper.
Bloodery Nipples will [...]

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