Hasher Matt’s a.k.a. Micro Srewery Full Moon Virgin Run

Wankers, Matt C. (from now on to be known as Micro Srewery lost his virginity Monday night, with assistance from Mahardon. Come out to witness Matt’s virgin lay and partake of the Hash sacrament, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
This sacrifice will take place starting at Pin Oak Park in the Southwest. Link to map below. We’ll meet [...]

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Porno Pippi 1040 Run

Late to their own run, lost keys, visiting hares and return of one of the most annoying colon BH3 has ever produced.
* Porno and AssHopper were late to the Hash, even though they live less than a 1/2 mile a way. When driving the beer wagon Asshopper then proceeded to get lost, again in [...]

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ScatMan’s Changed Home Hash

Sooz
Hi and greetings. While reading the local news I was looking up ‘outlaw connection bakersfield california’ when I came across your website.
Odd because my ex was a hasher and when he began with the group he actually got a new lease on life.
Then it is more odd because I have been doing a lot of [...]

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Fajitas and Margaritas run 2008 – Yum

Wankers,
Dammit Janet and Womb Broom are putting on a Fajitas and Margaritas run.
Trail will be A to A, starting from their house at 9200 Totem Ave.

Start time is the usual 6:30 p.m. The trail will be short, as DJ is
still limping. Run will be followed by down-downs in DJ/WB back yard,
followed by a [...]

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Note to the Hash: We have been discovered by the Bakosphere

I guess it had to happen, the crack staff at the Bakersfield Californian “Bakosphere” have finally found us. I guess they must have been out on a break the other 50 times we have run by their building downtown.

I hope this tacit endorsement from the establishment paper doesn’t hamper our continued recruitment of the [...]

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