Don’t know, don’t care who you vote 4 run.

Don’t know who or what to vote for next Tuesday? Don’t give a shit? Don’t worry – help is at hand. Come out to the hash this cumming Monday, June 2, toss back a few PBRs, and get some clarity before
stepping into the voitng booth.
Meeting place for this run is the parking lot on the [...]

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Mammorial Hash 2008

OK, wankers. Mammorial Hash. That can only mean a Limp Noids trail with lots of PBR, followed by a long, satisfying, almost orgasmic collective piss in Bring’em’s and SuperStool’s pool. Map to the latrine below.
$6 gets you trail, beer and BBQ. If you need wine coolers or other unhashlike beverages, or weird dietary needs, yer [...]

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First hot Monday of the year A-B run

Regrets to Harriett’s Gina and Graciela on the occasion of their new hash names. Gina will for ever now be known as Wis”cunt”son. Keeping with the geography theme Graciela will for ever now be known as Penesuela. The following is a note from Penesuala with an accompanying translation that reads as she speaks.
“ok i [...]

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Excrementos and Hasher Jason’s aka Justin Pink Panther – How Gay they are (Not that it’s a bad thing) Hash

Wankers and Wankettes,
Cum one and all to the Pink Panther hash on Monday, May 12 starting at North Rosedale Park. From highway 99, take highway 58 (Rosedale) west. Turn right onto Jewetta. The park is on the left before you get to Hageman. Ware your best, or worst, [...]

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Stools Drinko de Mayo 2008

Olay there all you wanks,
K-pustule and all that manure do.
You want to know wear we’re meeting for Monday Nights Hash don’t you?
Stools (that’s her on the right after a six pack) say’s to meet at the strip park just west of the Stockdale bridge by the mighty Kern River Dry bed.

Go west on Stockdale from [...]

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