Diamond Dick will be starting the run tonight or not….

Listen Up Wankers
Diamond Dick will be starting the run tonight (12/29/08) from the Hart Park overflow parking lot (not Lake Ming).  The approximate address is 11846 Alfred Harrell Hwy.  It is the parking lot at the East end of the park, behind the soccer fields.  The run should offer an end of the season Holiday [...]

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Cum Yee Now In Gay Apparel – West-Chest-her 2008 Run

Hashmas

Twas the Night of the Hashmas

Twas the night of the Hashmas
When all through Haggin Oaks
Not a single person knew
Of the strange running folks
The trail had been laid
And the beer checks had been set
Soon there were to be Hashers
On that you can bet

The Hares were ready
For the Hashers to give chase
With visions of cheap beer
They were [...]

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Penisuala aka Graciela is having a party.

After an absense from BHHH, PenisWailin (Graciela Rohlik) made an
appearance at the Frosty Rehab to announce she’s having a Party. Saturday Dec. 20 at 7:00 pm.  Check your email for di-erections. Bring your own booze and an appetizer.
She didn’t specify RSVP but it wouldn’t hurt to.  On On

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BH3 2008 Defamation of the Season Hash

OK Wankerdoodles,
Time to dig out your Fuck me Elmo costumes, strap on your antlers and light strings, and loosen up the old vocal chords. The analyule Christmas Lights run through the Haggin Oaks neighborhood is upon us. No Hair Where, with some help from Diamond Dick, will lead us on this trail. Be ready to [...]

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Hare Mahar Don and spare invites all drinkers to the End of Prohibition

Meet at the park at Point Lobo Dr and Monterey Beach Dr. It is West of Riverwalk near Sperma LaDouche’s place. Bring $4, a flashlight, and a knowledge of Prohibition and it’s end. Have a good one.
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